News And Reporting Gifts

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

They're Not Just That Into It

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Press Freedom

Difference of Opinion

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Meet the Enemy

"We won!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

CIA report

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

A little bird told me...

Our Two Parties, Explained

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'