News Adventurer Gifts

"The good news is we're sending you overseas for this feature."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Are we there yet?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It is my place!"

A Day in the Country.

"It's going to be one of those days."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Help!"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Universe of reading

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

A Learning Curve.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."