Newlywed Friend Prints

"Remember when we used to wonder whether to kiss on the first date?"

'Now that you're hitched how about selling me your golf clubs,Sid?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"...until death do you a favor."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Is that pancake ready yet?

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Get a tomb!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'