Newly Idle Prints

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

American Idle.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'...and talk about lazy!'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

Boyfriend Shirt.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."