Newly Idle Prints

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'...and talk about lazy!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

Boyfriend Shirt.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."