Newborn Tech Starter Mugs

"Might as well try and acclimate them when they're young."

The cell phone soother for life.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Triple whammy."

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

At the modern antenatal class.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I think this end is loaded."

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

Fisherman's new baby.

Baby Mums.

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"