Newborn Tech Starter Mugs

"Might as well try and acclimate them when they're young."

The cell phone soother for life.

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Batman's Baby

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"Technology is for babies!"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Triple whammy."

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"I think this end is loaded."

At the modern antenatal class.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'...The household robot laughed to see such sport and the ipad ran away with the smart phone.'

Baby Mums.

Fisherman's new baby.

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"