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Do you have anything bigger?

"They look so young and helpless."

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"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

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"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

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'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

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'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

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'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

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Fisherman's new baby.

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"Looks like it's someone's birthday...!"

"Of course what else would it be?"

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"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

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