New York City T-Shirts

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"We won!"

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

A taxi passenger climbs into the car filled with signs.

I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough

The Statue of Liberty holds up an SOS flag while underwater.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

New from New York Candle Co.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."

Socially Distanced I heart N Y

Clean streets

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Rockefeller Center."

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

We'll have Manhattans...

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

King Kongs first christmas

New York Netherworld

"The bagels are better in New York."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building