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"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Easter Island legs

Tourists

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'What zip code are we in now?'

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Frog in the puddles.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where the wild things were."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Draw your own path."