New Year Navigators Prints

The Ten Resolutions

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Books 'n' Carrots

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Oh shut up."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Lost santa and reindeer.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

3 days without an accident.

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

'We mustn't frighten the new baby...'

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.