New Year Celebrant Prints

Debt Load - 2005.

Bubbly

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

New Year 2020

Happy New Ear!

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Trick or treat?"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Don't even think about it."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"What's the occasion?"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Poinsettia

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Happy New Year!'

Happy New Year

Champagne fountain.