New Wave Aficionado Pillows

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Man, times have changed.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Woman crying with happiness.

My other cello is a Stradivari

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."