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"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"Welcome."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Back To School

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"