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Thumbs up.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Would you like some wings?"

Today we learned to count to one.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Childhood

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Kids."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Swinging on the Chandelier

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

The First National Sand Bank.

Local, free-range bug juice.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'