New Savings Account For Kids T-Shirts

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

Nest Egg

Piggy Bank ATM

Girl holding money.

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

Save money on the web.

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

Reverse piggy bank

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

'When you e-mailed that you wanted to invest your entire life savings, we thought you'd be older.'

Small boy on 'Investment street' corner with a piggy bank, while removal trucks operate in the background.

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

"Do you take Diners Club?"

'And the name of your bank please?'

Why Self-Serve Banking Doesn't Work.

'A kitten is the surprise gift for new customers.'

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

Child saves for university instead of sweeties.

"Sorry, we don't offer services for allowances."

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'