New Bank Account T-Shirts

'A kitten is the surprise gift for new customers.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

The Shrinking Dollar.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Girl holding money.

Nest Egg

Piggy Bank ATM

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

Canine Bank and Trust. I'd like my account to roll over. I'll go fetch it.

Save money on the web.

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Reverse piggy bank

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

I do all of my banking online now.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.