New Sailing Adventure Mugs

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Build a Raft

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Mr. Punch in Venice

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'