New Relationship Milestone Mugs

'Did you notice your dad flirting with me all evening?'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"He's everything I want in a man."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Speed Dating for Turtles

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Romance

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

I only have eyes for you

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Relationship Warning Lights

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Romance

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"You've changed."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."