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'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Red Arrows Rookies

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Student driver."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Fast Track

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"Student driver"

More jets.

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Flight School.

Angel learning to fly...

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

A jumbo jet

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'That's New.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Penguins going for flying lessons

Graduation Day at Drone School