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'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Student driver."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Fast Track

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

"Student driver"

More jets.

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Angel learning to fly...

A jumbo jet

Flight School.

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'That's New.'

Try Bob's Flight School

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Penguins going for flying lessons

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Graduation Day at Drone School