Bring humor into their new home with our witty prints—funny and heartfelt designs that celebrate the chaos and joy of new parenthood.
Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.
'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'
"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'
'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'
I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.
'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'
Child Being Dirty in the Bath.
'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'
Cupid and stork ambush young couple.
'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'
'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'
'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'
The Mothership
"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."
Baby reading 'To do list'.
'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'
"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."
"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."
"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."
"This diaper makes my butt look big..."
'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'
'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'
'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'
"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."
A (P)ram.
'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'
We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.
Husband and Child in Pram
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