New Orleans Admirer Prints

Dixieswamp

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

If nobody had invented graphics

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

The bridge of arts.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"And how would you like your steak?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Red hot little combo

Down on Bourbon Street...

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

'But what do you sell?'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

The Missing Bell

Book Shop.

Raymond Queneau

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

On the Town.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Remember the day it rained in Paris?"

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"Play the old Winston jingle."