New Orleans Admirer Mugs

Dixieswamp

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

If nobody had invented graphics

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

The bridge of arts.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Down on Bourbon Street...

Red hot little combo

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'But what do you sell?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

The Missing Bell

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Book Shop.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

On the Town.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"Remember the day it rained in Paris?"

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."