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"Henderson, you'll be heading-up our Switzerland office."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The Move.

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Modular Offices

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"It does make a statement."

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'