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"Henderson, you'll be heading-up our Switzerland office."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Move.

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Modular Offices

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"It does make a statement."

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'