New Normal Enthusiast Prints

Learning to Live With Covid

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The Inner Dog.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

New Age Pit Bull

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

2017 glass half full

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Reinventing myself.'

Are we nearly there yet?

The Chrysler Buildinger

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

"The new year will bring more of the same... only different."

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

Apple Picking 2020

Welcome to the West Side

'This would make a great back massager.'