New Mom's Support Prints

"Your 2 am is here."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Mother Nature

Whoa

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Whoa

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Maternity tattoos

Moms gone wild

Maternity Hospital

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'