New Life Stage Prints

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Doubt or Certainy

Women

'So push has come to shove...'

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

PastFuture.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

Just Married

'Rock of Ages'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Four Stages of Boyhood

'We believe in resolving a problem as soon as it arises.'

Ages of man.

Attendance Has Dropped

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

Hope

The seven ages of dudes