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"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Earthlings."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Europa Clipper

Asteroid Bennu

"Great launch party"