New Job In Oil Industry Prints

Jake strikes crude oil.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Take me to your leader. . .

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Army Man Playset 2020

Camel In The Tent

There's no real oil emergency...

Energy trap.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Who is to blame?'