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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"He excels at putting out fires."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Rubbish Carousel

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Brickie's Mate

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water