New Job In Accounting Or Auditing Prints

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

British savings accounts

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

In basket-case.

Profit

'How fast can you hype?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'