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"No, I'm a transplant."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Others will fight for you

Carefree luggage.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Work/Life Balance

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

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"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."