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Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Turkey Autopsy

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Lockdown casserole

Opening the Barrel

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Cook and her Maids

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Will work for Food Network.

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

"House red, sir?"

The Fault of the Fowl

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Chefs in love

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

MD. Online cooking tutorials and too much time on my hands is a dangerous combination.

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'This tastes like dishwater.'

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

Pots and Pans

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"