New Hybrid Work Arrangement Gifts

"Well, pardon me, but working back and forth from home to office can be confusing."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

Office Park

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

I see he's still "working" from home.

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'Congrats, you're promoted to the company's anti-stress specialist. If someone feels worked up and irritated. He can come and hit you.'

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"I need to recover from working from home with the family around me 24 hours a day. . . that's why I'm living here in the office for a while."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."

"I've been transferred to another office clique."

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"I'm stepping down to spend more time with my Callaway Mack Daddy PM-Grind wedges."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

Rest Area

Businessman threatening to sack his wife.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"I guess there've been more staff cuts than we thought."