New House For Dolls T-Shirts

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Dollphins

Toys

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

God playing with dolls.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Vannamania

Shaker Cornucopia

Russian Doll Christmas

Cut out and keep Socrates.

A dolls house with a working chimney.

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Clockwork Doll

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'