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'Our giant sale now on!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

LAY ZEE FUK

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And this is our media room."

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

"Man's best friends."

Painting the Ceiling

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"