New Home Retreat Mugs

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

LAY ZEE FUK

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Allotment

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Beach Barbecue

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Candle Portraits.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Getting to Know You

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Get... a-nother room!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'