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'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Allotment

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Getting to Know You

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Candle Portraits.

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'