New Home (garden-related Gifts) Mugs

Organic Produce

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

LAY ZEE FUK

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Allotment

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Getting to Know You

Candle Portraits.

Snowman

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

An old man growing berries

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Get... a-nother room!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."