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'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Cat Towels

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Home depot."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Use your imagination.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dogs shaving

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'