New Hair Color Adventure T-Shirts

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Quick Spring Fling

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Fashion over function!"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

Blonde girl

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

"I preferred you when you had long hair, Tom."

Dying your hair red at home

Cactus Head

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Boy, she has a new look."

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

World Hair Day.

Bad Hair Year

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'