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"This gorgeous new chair is almost too beautiful to touch... NAHHHHH!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"The knights of the round accent table"

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"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."