New Degree Prints

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Children's education

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

National Academy of Sport

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Day one, post grad

Good Luck with your finals.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'Does my head look big in this?'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

The new boy was teased for being different.

When English majors become waiters.

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'