New Dad Humor Lover Mugs

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"It was a difficult delivery."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Husband and Child in Pram

Honey, Can You Buy Me Some Sanitary Towels?

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Beware of teething baby.

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

A (P)ram.

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

'Sandra, I think the baby needs his oil changed.'