New Dad Hero Prints

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Doughboy Dad

"That's mine!"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Which one's mine?"

"Which one's yours?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Which one's yours?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

JAMES BONDING

Skateboard

"It's a dependent!"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"It was a difficult delivery."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'