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"Seriously, Baldo, you like a girl and she likes you back, nature takes its course. Don't worry about it."

"Do you want to share?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Cupid and Targets

I think you're ace

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Asking out a palm reader.

Love linked

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"She's just being Koi."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Frog flirting.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Your place or mine?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Peach flirting with a banana.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Tunnel of Like.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Romantic Graffiti

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

In Desperate Straits.