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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'What's that humming sound?'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Family sitting on sofa.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"