New Bedroom Setup Prints

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Late night teddy reading

'At lone at last.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.