New Bedroom Setup Prints

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Late night teddy reading

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'At lone at last.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Football addict

'Gravity wins - again.'

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'