New Apartment In The City Prints

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Too bright."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A DIY disaster.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Blok drives by New York City.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I rented out the basement."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'We know you have a cat.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.