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'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Rose Garden

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Skier and his dog.

Fishing direction sign.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Bear Signpost.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Bob found maps very misleading.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'