Neurotic Navigators Mugs

'Fred goes to a therapist — he's trying to get in touch with his inner childishness.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Books 'n' Carrots

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Death By Mattress

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

"He took that kinda hard."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

Tourists and GPS

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

Pick Your Own Neuroses

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'