Nervous System Navigator Mugs

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Computer Expert

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'You have a friend request.'

Number Phobia.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Social Media Elevator

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Oh shut up."

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

Death By Mattress